Why must I lose to this idiot?
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[Event "rated untimed match"] [Site "?"] [Date "????.??.??"] [Round "?"] [White "Unknown"] [Black "Unknown390"] [Result "1-0"] [Annotator "David Hayes"] [BlackElo "0"] [ECO "A00"] [FEN "8/5pk1/5p2/pppp1P2/6PP/P1PK4/2P5/8 w - - 0 1"] [SetUp "1"] [TimeControl "0"] [WhiteElo "0"] 1. a4 ( { White can try: } 1. Kd2 a4 { Draw. Neither side can make progress. } ) 1... bxa4 2. Kd2 a3 3. Kc1 a2 4. Kb2 a1=Q+ 5. Kxa1 c4 6. Ka2 Kf8 7. Ka3 Ke7 8. Ka4 Kd6 9. Kxa5 Ke5 10. h5 Kf4 11. h6 Kxg4 12. h7 Kxf5 13. h8=Q { White wins with a large material advantage. } 1-0